life:
“Before we get started, let’s all say ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elvis Presley today. We played you a little bit of ‘Promised Land’ when we pulled up. You can’t do better than Elvis Presley.”
(She said it on Aug. 16, 2011, the anniversary of Presley’s death, while campaigning in South Carolina. Presley was born on Jan. 8, 1935.)
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.
“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”
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“According to Holmes, when Fultz and his girlfriend, who was then 18, found out they were going to have a baby, she wanted to get married. Fultz refused, Holmes said, and during a church camping trip there was a “discussion about an ultimatum. Either you marry me or I’m not going to have this baby type of thing.”“
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former IMF chief now accused of attempted rape, first met the Obamas at the G-20 summit in Pittsburgh in 2009. The resulting photo, uncovered by New York magazine, says it all.
h/t to squee-guee
I feel like this trilogy of body language is something I’ve experienced quite a bit. Luckily, Josh is as excellent at creep blocking as Obama seems to be.